4/1/2023 0 Comments First bite pizzaNow it's time for the review: It looked absolutely amazing! The crust looked just like El pres's tan - like a golden brown crispy cookie straight out of the oven. Well, after waiting the longest 15 mins of my life - the pizza was finally ready! I even placed the pizza on the grate for max crunch. I pre heated my oven to 450 degrees (Fahrenheit for our non American Stoolies) and put my One Bite Pie in for 15 mins just as the box instructed. To make the experience even more authentic, I even had my girlfriend record me just like how Spider and Frankie record Pres :) (I will link my review below). I actually have a One Bite pizza shirt, but my apartment was a bit chilly so I opted to wear my fire flames Sad Boy Season II hoodie that my parents had purchased for me recently (the black one, let me know if you guys need a link to purchase one). ![]() I rushed right to my apartment and put on my nightly Barstool attire. I snagged that faster Rick Pitino having sex (credit to PFT for that joke). Well last night was my lucky night - there was one pie left. Unfortunately, One Bite had always been sold out. I had been going to Walmart for weeks every single night, to try the One Bite Pizza. Last night I headed to Wal Mart to solely get a One Bite Pie. ![]() The point I am trying to make is, I absolutely do not want to tarnish Barstool in anyway - but I feel that it is important that I give my honest review of Barstool's One Bite Pizza. ![]() Barstool employees such as "crakin aces" Nate and our loveable cornboy Trent seem like they are my best friends, despite the fact we have never met. Barstool Employees don't seem like your typical corporate "zombies". From our fearless leader El Pres slinging to newspapers, KFC working in the cubes as an accountant for so, so many years, to very avid sports fans such as "Let's goooo" Big Ev. One of the main reasons I really got invested into Barstool is just how relatable all the employees are to the common man. So I want to preface that I am a huge fan of barstool and a longtime Stoolie.
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